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"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

New Twenty Blades

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."