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"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Too much concealer?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

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'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'