Make-up Aficionado Gifts

'Look at it this way - It's tested your waterproof make-up.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

"Well, my wife would be angry too if I was spending more money on make-up than she was."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."