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'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Being Pampered.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Boy, she has a new look."

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"