Maine Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"He's a Mainer."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Donald Glover

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Piorities in Minnesota.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You're in a terrible state, Al. Don't pick on New Jersey, doctor.

L'il Buckaroo.

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's you problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada! Canada! Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

Susan Collins

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

Footballers - Jaap Staam

Canadian Geese

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Fall in Canada

California

'Nope, I was wrong - you looked better with the mane.'

Orange America

'Jungle hair.'

Making America Great Again!

American Eagle inflates the White House using a Pump

Merman

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.