Mailman’s Nemesis Mugs

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Santa called but you were out!

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I found your cat."

Beware of Doug

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

You've Got Mail

Fine Print Letters

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Cable Bill.

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Social Networks.

Beware of the dog.

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."