Mailman’s Nemesis Mugs

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Mail's here."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Fine Print Letters

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I found your cat."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

You Shouldn't Have

Beware of Doug

You've Got Mail

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Cable Bill.

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Carrier Pigeons

Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Sleet Nor Gloom of Night Can Stop...The U.S. Male.

Beware of the dog.

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."