Mailbox Multitasker Pillows

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Jack of all trades

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I had to skip my workout."

Multi-Tasking

Food deliverer's baby.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'