Mailbox Monitor Gifts

Junk Mail

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

You've Got Mail

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'It's unto thee.'

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Now we can receive e-mail!'

'Did the mail come?'

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

Mail box with mouth!

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

"Just more Junk Mail."

"He must be a smart phone executive."

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

Debbie attaches her husband to a proprietary dream monitor to make sure he doesn't cheat on her in his sleep.

VOTE

Beware of the Dog.

"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."

"Internet's down."

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

"I don't want my kid watching sick and hateful crap day by day!"

Warning! D Not Open This Letter

Postal Service Stamp Increase.