Mailbag Maven T-Shirts

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Drool Marks

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Direct Marketing...

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Trade Show Sherpas

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding