Mail Order Specialist Pillows

Stork delivering shoes.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Supply Chain

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

Made in China.

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

The Complete Cycle.

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

Bunny express,

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

'If a job's worth doing, the Japanese have probably already doing it..'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Suez canal blocking.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"We're considering outsourcing your job. Could you explain to this guy in Guatemala whatever it is you do around here?"

Land Of The Free And Home To A Lot Of Cheap Stuff

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