Postal Strategist Pillows

Man posting a letter in his office faced with various openings

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

Racers' Gate.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Airmail box.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"