Mail And Postage Prints

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

I love you.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Beware of the dog.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'