Postal Activities Prints

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"There's the mailman!"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Envelopes.

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Recycling Post.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

'I've got an epistle to the Corinthians, ten shekels postage due.'

Postman delivering post

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

Airmail box.

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.