Mail And Postage Mugs

'What do you mean, when will it get there? -- Do I look like Miss Cleo to you?'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

I love you.

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

You've Got Mail

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"There's the mailman!"

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Just junk mail."

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"