Sending Mail Mugs

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'I'm sorry ma'am, but this really is too big to mail. '

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Did I put enough postage on that?"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"Did you get my e-mail about who takes out the trash today?"

I love you.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Spam in inbox.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Beware of the teenager.'