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Volcaniax

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Love Hurts

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Communication

Lox Ness Monster

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

Mammoth hoover

Mummies busking.