Magical Kale Lovers Mugs

'Needs more kale.'

Night of the Latkes

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'What are you eating now?'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Vegicurious

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

'You are what you eat!'

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

'Have you tried not watching it, sir?'

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!

"Run, Roslyn! Your kale is out of control!"