Kale Mugs

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"The Just Me Band"

'What are you eating now?'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

REAL ALE for one pint only

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'You're going to start home brewing, aren't you?'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'I asked for a black and tan. Instead I got a bloody miracle.'

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Young Love/Elderly love.

"I workout so I don't have to eat kale."

'You are what you eat!'

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

"Livestreaming my music has really helped me to connect with my fan."

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

Least popular puppet ever: kale monster!