Magic Mishap Gifts

witch landing

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Desert Island Mishap

'Fine. And you?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Super glue . . .

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

spellchecker

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Holy shit!'

A little green monster

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Two hunters and a near miss

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'Magic and culinary.'

Slapstick

'Gesundheit, dummy!'