Magic Mishap Gifts

witch landing

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Fine. And you?'

Desert Island Mishap

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

Super glue . . .

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

spellchecker

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Holy shit!'

A little green monster

'Try not to make this doctor nervous ? this will be his first operation.'

Two hunters and a near miss

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Give me a break! A couple of shirtless construction workers outside the window, and you two completely lose track of what you're doing!'

Slapstick

'Magic and culinary.'