Magic Maniacs Gifts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"It's an old family recipe. It calls for an old family of spiders, and an old family of bats."

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spell checker!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Volcaniax

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Rock & Roll