Magic Maniacs Gifts

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"It's an old family recipe. It calls for an old family of spiders, and an old family of bats."

'Aaah. It doesn't work. Let's put it out in the drug market.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spell checker!'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Volcaniax

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Rock & Roll

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated