Magic-loving Spa-goer Pillows

Beauty Shop

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

Hot Tub Frosty

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Spa Dog

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Woman in a bathtub.

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Odd Spas

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."