Magic In Management Pillows

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Team Leader

"Here we are."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Toadstools

The tooth fairy.

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"