Magic 8 Ball Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Tragic 9 Ball

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Great British Eccentrics.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists