Magic Gifts

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'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'And now over to Mrs Miggins for our financial forecasts...'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I mean, I can throw it a third time."

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

And that's why I'm still single!

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"When you changed your magic word, did you remember to include 2 upper case letters, 2 numbers, and a special character?"

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."

An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

Snow Globe Fortune Teller

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'Come in, come in, we;re eager to hear your market predictions!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'When you awaken you will feel fresh and relaxed with absolutely no memory of changing my lightbulbs.'

'That's my trick knee.'

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

'When I clap my wings you will jump up and start acting like a hypnotist...'

Houdini.

'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'

'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'