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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

NeighWoof.

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

American Venn diagram

Highlights for Adults

Who Wore It Best?

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."