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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

NeighWoof.

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

American Venn diagram

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Highlights for Adults

Who Wore It Best?

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'