Magazine Distributor Mugs

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Pets.

Waiting Room Quarterly

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Prayboy

Alien Beauty Magazine

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"