Distributor Mugs

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Fuel costs cause distribution rethink.

Angels welcome 'Distributors' boat

Manufacturers following in the footsteps of distribution

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Night-shift entrance

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Last Chance for Everything.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

365 Lemonade Stand

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

To-Let Town Centre Map

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.