Distributor Mugs

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Fuel costs cause distribution rethink.

Angels welcome 'Distributors' boat

Manufacturers following in the footsteps of distribution

Cut Price

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Night-shift entrance

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

365 Lemonade Stand

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.