Magazine Distributor Pillows

"By subscribing to one or more of these magazines, sir, you'll be helping me to achieve my goal of world domination."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Pets.

Waiting Room Quarterly

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Prayboy

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"