Magazine Columnist Mugs

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'You've been killing files again.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

Who Wore It Best?

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

NeighWoof.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The Original Gossip Columns

Will Self deprecation

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."