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"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Pets.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'You've been killing files again.'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

NeighWoof.

Who Wore It Best?

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Bernard Levin

The Original Gossip Columns

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."