Magazine Critic Mugs

"I can't stand these fantastic magazine stories in which lawyers get sent to jail."

"It's finally happened. This magazine has more subscription cards than pages!"

Trial by Media

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Thomas Mann.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

First Novels.

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

Why we need poetry. . .

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

German Expressionist Breakfast

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer