Maga Fan T-Shirts

Trump and Deep state

Bowled over again!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Under pressure.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Karataoke

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Decapitated coffee.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Volcaniax

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Halloween Selfie

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

The Karate Kitten.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Halloween sculptor

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.