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"This shirt is so last year."

MAGA horns

"Fuck you, I'm great again."

"This Mueller report is nothing but a series of outright lies and fairy tales! It is without a doubt the largest collection of dreck ever committed to this printed page!"

Overjumpers

Priest's 'To do' list.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Remember me?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years