Maga Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This shirt is so last year."

MAGA horns

"Fuck you, I'm great again."

"This Mueller report is nothing but a series of outright lies and fairy tales! It is without a doubt the largest collection of dreck ever committed to this printed page!"

Overjumpers

Priest's 'To do' list.

Toadstools

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Remember me?'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'