Mafia Story Lover Pillows

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

The Codfather.