Mafia Movie Enthusiasts Mugs

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

He loves the water.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Mafia machine gun case.