Mafia Film Enthusiast Mugs

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'