Mafia Movie Buffs Mugs

Beats me how he got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

Clearly A Front

'I think the boss is getting soft.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Gangsta wrap.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'