Mafia Humorist Mugs

Start their day with a dose of dark humor—our mafia humorist mugs bring witty, clandestine comedy to their morning coffee. Perfect for fans of clever crime jokes.

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"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?" mockup

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket." mockup

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.' mockup

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement." mockup

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself." mockup

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident." mockup

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

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Gangsta wrap.

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?" mockup

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.' mockup

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

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'Did you get the hit man Frankie?' mockup

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

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Why did the chicken cross the mafia mockup

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

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"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

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