Mad Scientist Wannabe Prints

Familiarity tries, unsuccessfully, to breed contempt in the lab.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

"When you said we were doing some DIY, I thought you were making a coffee table."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

'Bow wow? Did I transplant your brain, too?'

Scientist with test tube.

'Its cost-benefit rate is low, and its risk-benefit rate is low, but its dirt-benefit rate is very, very high.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Daylight savings? Standard time? Why don't we just change the axis of the earth?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cat Frankenstein

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

It's an experiment.

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'