Mad Scientist At Heart Prints

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Darling, please stop your cloning experiments..."

Brian works in stem cell research

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"You've invented the biggest power brick on the market. You truly are evil."

Quantum Physics Lab

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

And if it's successful, we'll do an infomercial.

Clone Ointment

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

'Try this formula, Altebart — it'll make a new man of you!'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"They also mocked Galileo..."

I just realized something --- If this time machine was really going to work, we'd have traveled back to help ourselves build it by now.

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Cat Frankenstein

"Young Frankenstein"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.