Mad Science Prints

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are...

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Early cyborg.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Cat Frankenstein

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

IMHOtep

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'