Mad Science Mugs

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are...

"Young Frankenstein"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Jr. cloning kit

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Cat Frankenstein

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

IMHOtep

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."