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"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Beware of the Cat.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Young Godzilla.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Tiny people.

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."