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"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Young Godzilla.

Ether Island

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Tiny people.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."