Macrame Lover Mugs

'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

King George I

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Poetry reading nightly

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"Oh Dad, you're the best! My own aquarium!"

Australian stress counselling.

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

The Queen Mother

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Close... but no Degas.

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

The Grim Rapper

Edouard Manet

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Melania Trump

I Was A Spoiled Rich Kid. So As Your Elected Official, If I Don't Get My Own Way I Would Nuke Everyone!

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