Camaraderie Lover Mugs

Australian stress counselling.

New Year Party.

"Please... I could never ask for myself. Could you give my buddy twenty bucks?"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Despite the promises of our capitalist progenitors, I'm not finding deep joy in my work. I'd prefer to just hang with my buds."

"Number One is having a Number Two, Number Two is having a Number One...I'm the third officer, sir."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"The Eggsorcist"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Reaper's Arms

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinéma Vérité

Cinemuck

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"