Macho Mess Maker Mugs

Start their day with humor! Our macho mess maker mugs feature witty slogans and bold designs that capture their adventurous spirit and love of chaos—functional fun for coffee or tea lovers.

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'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.' mockup

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

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"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling." mockup

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!' mockup

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

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Jackson Pollock as a child

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Macho talk from down in accounting. mockup

Macho talk from down in accounting.

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Important Muscles.

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"Jackson Pollock's diaper"

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Soldiers' Ego

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Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

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Department of Who's Your Daddy?

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Instant art

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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?' mockup

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

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Alpha males through the ages!

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"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?" mockup

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

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"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity." mockup

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

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"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

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'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.' mockup

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

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"This is all my own hair."

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Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed. mockup

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

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"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game." mockup

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.' mockup

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

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'Something in the fridge has gone off.' mockup

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

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'I need something to spill.'

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Toxic Masculinity

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"I don't think so, Ted!"

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'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.' mockup

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

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"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?" mockup

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

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"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!" mockup

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

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'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.' mockup

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

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'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.' mockup

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

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"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

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