Macho Icon Mugs

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Important Muscles.

Geezer.

Soldiers' Ego

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

Arm and leg wrestling.

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

The Men Thing. . .

'He's a big softie really'.

'I like a man with a good, firm fist bump.'

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

"Now that's a splinter."

The real reason why men shoot animals.