Macho Gardeners T-Shirts

Dress your macho gardener in humor and style! Our t-shirts showcase tough, fun designs that celebrate their love for gardening with a masculine, witty twist.

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Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower! mockup

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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Important Muscles.

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Department of Who's Your Daddy?

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Soldiers' Ego

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"Fill'er up with testosterone."

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Alpha males through the ages!

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"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

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"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game." mockup

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

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"This is all my own hair."

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'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.' mockup

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

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Hell's Allotment Holders.

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"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?" mockup

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

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Toxic Masculinity

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"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!" mockup

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

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"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?" mockup

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

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'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.' mockup

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

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'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.' mockup

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

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"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!" mockup

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

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'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?' mockup

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

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"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

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