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Toxic Masculinity

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Important Muscles.

Department of Who's Your Daddy?

Soldiers' Ego

Alpha males through the ages!

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"This is all my own hair."

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

Man with many tattoos.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!

'I want my money back -- I'm still a wuss.'

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

The Men Thing. . .

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

'In my experience, two types of men order pink squirrels. First, there's the guy who's secure enough about his masculinity that he doesn't care what people think. And then there's the guy like you...'

'My mom would never let me get one before.'